Why Always The Good Guy

*At 3 AM*

*Knock at my room*

Attendants: There is a problem.

Me: What ... ? *Grabbed my Steth and rushed towards ward*

*Examined the patient*

Me: He seems alright. unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon

Attendants: ... Dr ... He wanted to go to toilet to pee. smile emoticon

Me: unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon ... smile emoticon ... No problem ... Just take him to the toilet and get it over with ... unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticonunsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon smile emoticon

* At 4 AM *

Patient: Dr Sahab ! ... We have a problem ... !!!

Me: ... Yeahhh ... Purge it ... What is it now ... ???

Patient: Actually we have brought Vanilla Ice Cream and Qulfa flavor ???

Me: ... So ... ???

Patient: Which one will be better for patient ?

Me: unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon :/ :/ :/ ... Whatttt :/ :/ :/ ... Don't give that to patient. It will cause him Intestinal Obstruction that may lead gut dilation resulting in gut perforation giving patient peritonitis that will cause overwhelming sepsis in him leading to ... you know what ... :p ... You too don't eat it or else it might happen to you as well.

Patient: :O ... Chotayyyy BAAR SUTH DAY ACE CREAM NUN ... (Throw this ice cream outside) ... !!!