Tuesday, 31 March 2015

I Had Short Attendance Due To ...


Once in OPERATION THEATER ... !!!



One House Officer talking to another House Officer ... !!!


House Officer 1 : You know what, today I assisted Thyroidectomy ... !!!

House Officer 2 : Oh wow ... You are sooo cool.
Asim and Hanan : WTF ... confused_rev emoticon ... unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon
H.O 1 and 2 : ... :@ :@ :@ ... unsure emoticon unsure emoticon unsure emoticon

*I updated my status on page " No, you didn't assist surgery. You were standing there just holding instruments ... grin emoticon *

*They both liked the status ... gasp emoticon"

*Next Day ... We were 5 minutes late from class*
H.O 1: ... I won't mark your attendance ... !!!
*Next Day ... In time*
H.O 2 : ... I won't mark your attendance because you aren't in proper uniform ... !!!

*After one month Me and Hanan both had short attendance*

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Cardiology Case 1 ... !!!


95 years old male, smoker for 70 years, have chronic bronchitis, grade 3 dyspnea,
Complaints of off and on tachycardia.

On GP examination 


Pulse: 120 bpm
Blood pressure: 118/78

30 minutes later

Pulse: 60 bpm, Irregular rhythm.
Blood Pressure: 132/65
Patient feels weakness in bradycardia.

No clubbing, no splinter hemorhages, no osler's or heberden's nodes or any janeway lesions, no spider neivi, no odema. ( skipped findings are normal)

Chest Examination:

Trachea Midline ... B/L equal entry of air with vesicular breathing. However chest is slightly resembles the condition called pectus excavatum.

CVS Examination;

During Tachycardia: ... Visible pulsations in neck, left para-sternal heave, apex beat at 5th intercostal space mid-clavicular line, S1 and S2 are clear but so close that I can't comment on murmur or S3 or S4.
No basal crepts and no pedal edema.
As abdomeno-jugular reflex was checked for pulsating neck vessels then suddenly neck pulsations vanished.

During Bradycardia: ... Pulse was irregular. No pulsating neck vessels. No Left para-sternal heave. S1 and S2 were weak and again sounds were so muffled that one can't comment about murmurs, S3 and S4.
No basal crepts. No pedal edema.

Normally when patient isn't going through these spells, he does not complain about anything except dyspnea and weakness.

EKG investigation was;

EKG


Echocardiography turned out to be;


Echocardiography


Solve this case ... If you think you can become a cardiologist.


Don't forget to share and take opinion of different consultants and students.


For learning purpose only.

Friday, 13 March 2015

5 Realities ... The Life Of A Medical Student ... !!!

It has been four and half years that I have been going through tiring life of MEDICAL with a lots of ups and downs. People say that medical is a fun field but I say NO at the top of my voice because the profession we opted had no room for mistake. No matter how brilliant you are but you always come across certain things in medical life at some point through your journey to the way of being a doctor.

1- Wrath of Professors ... !!!

                           I saw movie WRATH OF TITANS some days ago. I thought there should also be a film that can show you guys how the WRATH OF TITANS can be similar to WRATH OF PROFESSORS. No matter how smart and good you are in your skills but there is always a teacher who is gonna hate you for you any tiny piece of good or bad work and it is consistent with the history or at least my during my schooling. :D

2- Student Doctors ... !!!

                           Once you enter the medical college then suddenly the expectation graph of the community is so sky high for you and you don't know what to do about it. They expect us to treat their every weird functional, physiological or pathological disease as if we are the supra specialist in our field. Calm down people, we are just medical student. We are still in learning process. Community want us to kill our fun thing inside us and be as serious as someone is about to do a press conference.

3- Pointless Skills ... !!!

                         I often ... not perhaps often ,,, but has ALWAYS declared myself as a best student among my fellows for clinical skills but somehow we do a mistake that make us feel like that our skills are as pointless as the smile of this blog reader :D ... What I did was, when I was in 1st year, i was asked to auscultate the heart sounds of a patient. When I put the stethoscope over the heart there was a silence as if i am in space. I started acting like a cardiologist and auscultated the whole are and proudly said " Sir, S1 and S2 heart sounds are normal". The teacher replied " Son! First of all try to learn to switch on the stethoscope by rotating the diaphragm". I was like "Please kill me now"

4- Weird Friends ... !!!


                         Group of friends laughing in the corridors, a little cute fights but at the end of the day, just standing beside you is the perhaps best memory of a medical college. Admit it, you would have thought for a moment that how difficult your time at college would have been if there were no friends that you are having right now. When you will be leaving the college then there will be promises of staying in touch and tears in the eyes for the fun that has been passed.

5- Proud To Be A Doctor ... !!!


                          Well ! ... I don't know that becoming a doctor was your choice or your parent's wish or you may have hated your journey through MBBS but at the end of the day when you will be having degree in your hands, you will be having your stethoscope around your neck like your super power and you will be saving lives then you will proudly say;

" Yes ! I am a guardian ANGEL of HUMANS. I save them from the havoc of death. I am the chosen one. Yes ! ... I am a DOCTOR "

Relationships In Medical Colleges ... !!!

When I had taken admission in the college. from here and there I was always bombarded with the questions that how many relationships are you gonna make. Friends were like " Hey Pal ! I heard last night that you got a new girlfriend". Family was like " Son ! ... If you like someone then you may tell us. It's OK. We can handle this". I was totally on the floor crying instead of laughing and saying NOT NOW ... !!!

" I AM A FREE MAN ... ASIM IS A FREE MAN ... LET ME LIVE "

Jokes apart, that does make me a gay. :p ... Just kidding. lol

After keenly observing the five years of MBBS. I have drawn a conclusion and plotted it as MAGICAL GRAPH OF RELATIONSHIP in the medical life.


On x-axis, these are medical years.
y-axis, there is percentage of interest indicated by hearts.
Pink color line + ♀ sign indicate LADIES.
Blue color line + ♂ sign indicate MEN.

Now what happens is, when medical school starts all boys be like " Dude! Hell with medical. It is gonna be a long long journey. Why shouldn't I have someone by my side to share ". Well, this sharing thing does not work much often and turns out to be exchange of conversation, informal chats, bunking.
Ladies are like " OMG ... We are sent in medical school to learn something. We don't have anytime for some crappy friendship or whatever "

Result : In 1st year the boys are clingy, annoying and eager to make relationships. On the other hand, girls are full of attitude, focusing on their studies and ignoring boys completely.

As the time passes on and it comes to final year. Situation becomes reverse.

In final year, boys are like; " Oh man ! ... I have to prepare for FCPS, post graduation, USMLE STEPS and PLAB. I honestly have no time for some relationship thing"
Girls in final year will be thinking; " Now! ... No further study. I have already had enough of it. Now, I want to fall in love and wanna get married "

Result : In Final year, Men are more interested to built their future instead of relationships. Ladies are more inclined to get settle for life WITH A SECURE FUTURE.

Then there is a magical era of 2.5 years of medical school when if there is a relationship, we can expect it to be long lasting. Both, stand by each other. So I am sure, at this time they can develop pretty much chemistry between them for a happy future. How cute ... !!! :D

Those who think my this post is gender biased or inappropriate then PLEASE BUY A MAP TO HELL AND HAVE A HAPPY JOURNEY.

Some Questions West Should Answer ... !!!

It was 7th January 2015 in Paris when 2 apparently called Islamist gunmen entered and opened fire at Charlie Hebdo office killing 12 and wounding 11. Suddenly the Western media has got a fierce news to ignite the ongoing hatred for Muslims.
            A battle on social media had started in defense of Muslims and against the Muslims. A worldwide trend was started with the hash-tag of #KillAllMuslims.


I was quite amazed with the thinking of these Islamophobic people that made me realized that a killing is a crime only when anyone get's killed in West while in East it is war against terrorism. I won't talk here about Iraq and Afghanistan because the world is fighting against terrorism over there. The innocent people that are being killed there are nothing but lambs or I think they are Muslims so let armies kill them. They are not humans for the West.

I want to quote here the verse of QURAN, the book Muslims follow;
On that account We ordained for the Children of Isra`il that if any one slew a person - unless it be for murder or for spreading mischief in the land - it would be as if he slew the whole humanity: and if any one saved a life, it would be as if he saved the whole humanity. Then although there came to them Our messengers with clear (guidance), yet, even after that, many of them continued to commit excesses in the land. (5:32)
 In the light of this verse you can well imagine how much a human life is being valued in Islam.

               Mark Zuckerberg the CEO of Facebook uploaded and justified the acts of blasphemy and mocking the religion Islam under the notion of freedom of expression and thoughts.


                It wasn't surprising for me because I already witnessed the stance of Facebook over the Israel's attack on Palestine in 2014 when people started talking over social media about the brutality of Israel's army. These so called hypocrite policies of Facebook lead the people to protest against Mark Zuckerberg over social media with the hash-tag #ShameOnMarkZuckerberg.



I know a person name Farhan Virk from Pakistan whose account was suspended for posting against Israel.


Is this the freedom of expression ?

          I myself saw a profile and reported it against the hatred speech against Islam and Prophet Muhammad and this is what I have got;


I want to ask some questions from the West.

1- You always talk about freedom of expressions. Is this freedom only labelled with the hatred against Islam and why so quiet over Palestine, Iraq and Afghanistan ?

2- An act of terrorism happens in West and labelled it with  Islamic Jihad movements without investigations. Can't anyone else do that pretending to be Muslim just to spread hatred against Islam?

3- Why there are two types of terrorists i.e simple terrorists and Islamic Terrorists when Islamic scholars clearly condemn the attacks and tell that these organization has nothing to do with Islam?

4- Why this world is forgetting every peaceful Muslim throughout the world when these terrorists are not even considered Muslims by even Muslims ?

I wonder how people are so low in their IQ that they even can't understand the simple conspiracy. Some so called well wishers on earth are dividing the whole humanity just for ruling them and due to this very conspiracy we have already been divided in East and West.

House MD ... Disease And Diagnosis ... Final Year MBBS







Hanan

Asim



Ashur




Case 1 :


* Entering in Surgery OPD  ... Asim, Ashur and Hanan ... *

Professor : You are late. Where were you?
Ashur : Sir ! ... There was a class on Thyroid by another Professor.
Professor : ... Yes ! ... Which is long over.
Asim : ... Sir ! ... We were in cafe.
Professor : :@ ... Ok ... Here is a patient. Prepare and present her case.

Patient's History : ... 40 year old female patient ... with hypogastric pain ... radiating to back from last one month ... blah blah ... !!!

Asim : ... Ok guys ... Differentials ... ?
Ashur : ... Endometriosis ... ?
Asim : ... No ... The pain isn't cyclic ... !!!
Hanan : Inflammatory Bowel Disease ?
Asim : ... No blood in stool ... and other associated symptoms ... !!!
Hanan : ... Pelvic Inflammatory Disease ... ?
Asim : ... No vaginal Discharge ... !!!
Hanan : ... In chronic condition there can be no discharge.
Asim : and ... as she is in menstruation phase. So, ectopic pregnancy is also ruled out ... This leaves PID high on our list.

* In front of professor *

Professor : ... What are your differentials ?

Asim : Endometriosis => no cyclic pain ... ruled out ... !!! ... IBD => No blood in stool ... ruled out ... !!! ... GIT carcinoma => highly unlikely cuz no GIT symptoms plus no palpable mass ... Ectopic => currently menstruating ... and ........................... IN OUR OPINION, IT IS PID ... !!!

Professor : Then PV examination is required.
Asim : ... That is why we want to consult Gynae department.

* In Gynae OPD *

Asim : ... Pain in hypogastric region ... Ma'am we are suspecting this patient to have PID ... your expert opinion is required.
Ma'am : ... There can be 3 differentials ... !!!
Asim : ... Already ruled out ECTOPIC ... and as far as Cystitis is concerned ... There is NO Urine Routine Examination Report. Moreover, there are no symptoms like frequency, urgency, dysurea, heamaturia, nocturea ... ALL YOU LEFT WITH PID ... !!! ... Kindly confirm cervical motion tenderness ... !!!

* After examination *

Ma'am : ... Yes !!! ... You guys were right ... !!!

* Again in Surgery OPD *

Asim : Yes Sir ! ... Cervical motion tenderness turns out to be positive ... and the patient has PID ... !!!

Professor : ... * Patted the shoulder * ... You guys have diagnosed it ... !!!

Asim, Ashur and Hanan ... The Team ,,, :D


Case 2;

Professor : ... Now go to ward at bed 9 ... Prepare the case in 10 minutes ... !!!
Asim, Ashur and Hanan : ... Ok ... !!!

* In Ward at Bed 9 *

History : A 45 year old lady with pain in right hypochondrium ... + backach + nausea ... and had right sided mastectomy for Ca breast ... with positive family history of Hypertension and Diabetes ... O/E ... pallor, Murphy sign and Boas sign are positive.

Asim : ... Ok Guys ... Start firing your differentials ... !!!
Ashur : ... Cholicystitis ... ?
Asim : ... Yes ... you are right ... !!! ... Any other Ideas ... !!!
Hanan : ... Liver abscess ... ???
Asim : ... Fever is absent ... and ... i am not sure about AMOEBA ... The Nasty Little Bastard ... !!!
Asim : ... What about LIVER METS ???
Hanan : ... May be ... !!!
Asim : ... Liver is not palpable. Let USG decide about nodules ... !!!
Ashur : ... May be cholelithiasis ... ???
Asim : ... leading to cholecystitis ... I thought you only look like Dr Chase ... but ... you can act like him too ... !!!

* Ultrasonography showed 24 mm stone in gall bladder *

Case 3 :

Ma'am : ... There is a patient in ICU who has a typical finding related to his condition ... let me see if you can dig that out ... Examine him and tell me the positive findings on abdomen ... !!!

* Asim, Ashur and Hanan examined the patient and came back to Ma'am *

Ma'am : ... Yes ... What are the findings ... !!!

Asim : ... Yellow discoloration of abdominal skin ... On percussion, upper border was at 8th intercostal space ... and the finding YOU ASKED FOR IS ............ THE PATIENT HAS A MASS 2 cm BELOW RIGHT HYPOCHONDRIUM, IN MID CLAVICULAR LINE AND THAT IS PALPABLE GALL BLADDER ... As the patient is having jaundice and itching all over the body plus that mass ... so it will surly make it obstructive jaundice ... and according to Courvoisier's Law ... THERE CAN'T BE STONES ... BUT ... THERE IS CARCINOMA ... !!!

And .................... Responsibility of rest of the management is on your shoulders ... !!!


I am posting my today's routine because may be someone is looking for a push to study or may be someone instead of saying MEDICINE a boring thing, will get the real thrill hidden in this apparently hard field ... !!!



Keep Smiling and Keep Reading ... !!! 

Oh my FRIEND ! ... Forgive me ... ! ... I quit ... !!!


Since last two days I have been thinking over the word STRESS and its outcome. How the control of mind just slips away from under your fingers having drastic impacts over your life. How can it change every smile into life long tormenting thoughts.

                               "The worst dilemma of HUMAN RACE. "

Let me share a heart breaking incident here. In my village, in our neighborhood, there was family who used to live quite happily. A young guy who was perhaps a pro in Mathematics, thought to do something extraordinary among his family and friends. A village where there was only one child who was going to be a DOCTOR and he stood beside him, joined him to end the reign of illiteracy in his village.I was quite stunned when my uncle told me about that guy that one day he came to him and said;

" Sir ! ... Thank you so much for teaching me ... for giving me a chance to change the fate of this village ... Thank you so much for enlightening me from my inner potentials ... Still I am 4 marks behind in result from your son ... but ... that won't make any difference for what I have achieved "

That guy became an ELECTRICAL ENGINEER. Then he applied in Armed Forces to serve as an officer. I know every institute has its own criteria for selection but somehow he was rejected. His mother says that soon after that incident he started staying quiet.

"A silent stare at the ceiling fan but a scary noisy brain in head."

His mother says that once I went into his room. He was silent with wide open eyes and starring at his future that was at the verge of shattering. His mother said;

" Son ! ... This is not the end of life for you ... May be GOD has planned something better than this. "
The guy smiled and hugged his mother and cried like a kid. A week later when he left his office after work. He went to his bike with a pile of files in his hand. He put those files on bike when they fell down with a strong gust of wind. He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he pulled his hands away from bike and lean forward to pick then up.

And then ........................................ ;

" His head came to earth with bike over it, crushing his brain. He had multiple fractures of skull bone that made him silent eternally. "

A stressed out soul gave his life because he couldn't handle the burden of being rejected. I think situation had been much different if someone might have understood him, if someone might have talked to him.

" No ! ... This should not be the fate of a stressed person. How many innocent lives and beautiful minds will we let this stress endeavor. "

If stress is the part of life then it should be better to pay attention to this monster before it engulfs the new generation.

" Join hands and let the message of LOVE flow through generations. Enough with the HATE because it will never bring any good to the humanity. You need to talk to them to save their lives or otherwise you will be hearing voices as I hear quite often;
Young Man : .... " Oh my FRIEND ! ... Forgive me ... ! ... I quit ... !!! "
His Father : ... " ... No ! ... You all are lairs ... My son will be back soon ... !!! "
His Mother : ... * Says nothing but STARE with wide open empty eyes. * "

Medical Camp ... IISSWA ... The Things No One will Ever Talk About ... ;)

There were rumours in our college since quite long that IISSWA ( Islamic International Students Social Welfare Association ) is arranging a MEDICAL camp at the village Taret Village near which is around 15 KMs from Murree. I waited and waited andddddddddddd waited. Then finally the President of IISSWA Mr Muhib Ullah Hussaini and the senior Executive Member Mr Ahmed Hashmi announced that we have finally arranged The Free Medical Camp. I personally requested Mohib to make me the part of his team specially the MEDICINE TEAM.

When I saw the IISSWA team today I was totally like where the hell they have been. Someone was looking like a consultant and others were looking like they are going to attend some UNO meeting. Jokes apart but strict dress code was followed and BLAH BLAH BLAH ... and then we reached the camp site where all arrangements were made. When I saw people I thought for a moment if that much population in a village is sick then how on earth PAKISTAN is surviving.

We started Medicine OPD under the supervision of Dr Shehram and Dr Aqil. The most amazing thing was, I and Dr Nauman Raheem both were working in that team with two other future lady doctors. As we started checking the patients I was quite amazed that every single case was related to CVS somehow like shortness of breath, hypertension and chest pain. Every third lady was hypertensive. Every fourth one was diabetic. While among males problems related to GIT was quite common.

I have never trusted a lady with magical mathematical blood pressure reading BUT today I have learnt that IF THERE ARE 200 PATIENTS WAITING FOR THEIR TURN THEN YOU CAN TRUST HER WITH HER BLOOD PRESSURE MEASURMENTS. ... :D

Well ... It wasn't meant to hurt someone but the way juniors worked and their efficiency was quite ASTONISHING. Once I thought to ask from them " ARE YOU REALLY FROM IIMC "

If a female patient presents in medicine OPD of free medical camp and her blood pressure is NORMAL then she will be having complaint of generalized bodyachs and joint pains.

We checked around 30 female patients and around 15 of them were hypertensive and 15 were with joint pains and generalized bodyachs. If we keep in mind their age and nutrition status then definitely we will definitely labelling them with malnutrition and post menopausal symptoms. So, if you are thinking to arrange a medical camp then you should have a plenty of multivitamins, iron and folic acid tablets.

Then there was a moment when I asked an elderly lady her age and she was like " Dr saab ! koi 40 saal umer hai meri " ... I was like O.o ... When I asked that how old her elder child is, she replied " Us ki umer koi 50 saal hai " ... I thought to have a case report over this issue worldwide. :D

Keep in mind, no matter how many times you ask about age of the lady. THEY ALWAYS TELL LIES. ALWAYS ASK THE AGE OF HER FIRST BORN.

If you are on FREE MEDICAL CAMP then keep in mind that every patient, who will be there in front of you, will always have multi system problems. Like if a patient is having Epigastric pain then he will surely ask about his eye pain, joint pains, ear ach and he may involve his family or some magic stuff in his story.

Keep your head clear that you are treating him, NOT HIS FAMILY.

Ninety percent of patients have the bad habit of telling lies. Like i saw a patient who was currently on hypertensive therapy and was denying the she has never been diagnosed hypertension. Then she told us that her blood pressure was taken that turned out to be 400. I really wanted to ask her " Bibi akhir itna blood pressure kaisay measure ker lia " :/

Yeah ... you have to be very specific about the disease. Patient can tell you 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 stories that you never had heard of.

If you are in the camp then never ever think that you can check all the patients because in every house there are 20 patients i.e. mother, father, sister, brother, son, daughter, wife, uncle, aunt and their families.

It is much convenient that you mention the timings before starting the camp and try to be quick in your work so that eligible patients can get at least symptomatic treatment for time being before referring them.

Another shocking fact is that if you are a boy and think that you are a devil then you are wrong. The way girls make fun of yours in their own groups you can’t even imagine that.

Yes ! ... Its true guys ... If you don't believe me just stay quiet while passing through a group of girls. you will hear a devilish laughter. I AM THINKING WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF THAT LADY READS THIS HIGHLIGHTED PART... :S :S :S

The way your beloved juniors ask you to join them in dinner is really breath taking BUT keep in mind ...................... IT IS A TRAP ... I REPEAT ... IT IS A TRAP ... THEY WILL SURELY BE HAVING SOME PRANK IN THEIR EVIL MINDS.

Well I don't know many names but SHAHWAR, SHEHRYAR, MAMOON, SUFYAN AND AWAIS ,,, koi kameena pan to nahin kera na ??? ... :D ... you guys were very nice. Thanks for the respect little brothers.

No matter if a lady can cook or not BUT Dr Numra ! we really needed the ORS that you made for us. I wish you had made that for 3 times. :D

No matter what, class fellows always help each other.

Nature is a distraction ... and ... If it is not then surely people can get tired after 6 hours of hard work in summer.

Dr Nida ! ... No matter how calm and cool the nature seems to be while walking on the road, under the trees ... but ... there is always a car coming from behind at high speed.

No matter if we can't get good grades, we will be good at pharmacy.

The way Dr Ammar was handing over the medicines to patients. I want to say " Ammaray ! ... ager apni doctry na chali na to pharmacy zarur chalay ge " ... :D

No matter how I feel about myself but there is someone who often beats me in diagnosis.

Dr Noman Raheem ... Tell me the truth ... " Have you really started studying or is it ABBAY KA DER that makes you to pull through anything somehow ... :/ :/ :/

Some people may look quiet but when they shout or screech they surely make everyone listen.

Dr Ahmed Hashmi ... Next time ... Do tell me that you are going to shout at someone ... I will surely plug my ears ... :D

It does not make any difference whether it is IISSWA or SWORD ... but ,,, I want to change its name to MIISSWA just for a day ... Muhib's Islamic International Students Social Welfare Association.

Dr Muhib Ullah Hussaini ... I never ever thought that you can be so hardworking, truly supportive and an outstanding person regarding the management of welfare organization on this level. May ALLAH grant you His mercy for your efforts.

There are some people who yell at the top of their voices for their love for MEDICINE.

Dr Bilal Habib ............ You were ABSENT ... :/

Medicine is not that much scary thing.

Dr Dehneez ... If you weren't there in the Medicine OPD today ... you have missed a lot of things today.

and then there are people about whom THE HISTORY NEVER SPEAKS ... !!!

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I am one of them.

Human Race ... At The Verge Of Gender Conflict ... !!!

I came across a meme over internet in which a guy was having his weapon in one hand and dragging a female from her hairs from other hand. There was another picture attached to it that was opposite to this one and a woman was dragging a man from her hairs. The caption of this Meme was "Soon".

Today various campaigns are started to empower the woman. What does empowerment mean here "Disruption of family system by luring a woman in the illusion of gender conflict". These campaigns has raised the suspicions of certain women to such a level that they started feeling insecure in themselves. The human civilization is on the verge of gender conflicts.

I won't quote anything from any religion here because that will make these statements a little bit in the favor of that religion. Generally speaking, as Nature has created humans by dividing it in males and females. It has also given both the specific the characters physically, mentally, socially and defined their abilities. Nature made these two to be an inevitable part of each other. If one has been made dominating then other has been made humble so that by uniting them make the nature's creation to its perfection. If woman was made physically weak then men was made physically strong for her protection, perhaps a divine way for uniting them together. Now, both genders have their own traits defined already by nature.

It has become the belief of women now a days that men think them weak, despise them, dishonor them, slaughter their rights and what and what not. Let me put it in this way, if a man thinks that woman is weak that is because he wants to protect her as if she belongs to him. How can someone despise the inevitable counter part of his soul. If woman is the counter part of the man's soul then how can a man dishonor his part of soul. AND IF SOMEONE DOES NOT TREAT LADIES WITH HONOR AND RESPECT THEN SURELY HE IS WRONG.

I wish I could read the biography of each lady who is raising the chances of gender conflicts by making other ladies rebels from the basic rules of nature. I just want to see that how happy they are in their own family life. How successful they have been in their relation. STOP RUINING THE LIFE OF INNOCENT LADIES BY LURING THEM IN YOUR CHARM JUST TO GET A LITTLE POPULARITY.

Have you ever wondered what will happen if gender conflicts has risen to it its peak. MAY BY HUMAN CLONING WILL BE THE RESULT, MARRIAGES IN THE SAME GENDER. In short, " AN OPEN MUTINY AGAINST NATURE ".

P.S ... who thinks my statements are gender biased or targeting today's women freedom, they surely can go to hell.

Traditional And Integrated System Of Medical Education In Pakistan

During conversation;

Friend: "What type of medical student you are. How on earth you are suppose to study PATHOLOGY in 1st year of medical school."

Yes! This is the sentence that i have heard hundreds of times during my stay at medical school. I wish making someone understand the difference between a traditional system and medical system would have been an easy thing.

In traditional system of medical education, students used to study anatomy, physiology and biochemistry in 1st two years irrespective of their system correlations while rest of subjects in next 3 years. This system is more oriented towards teacher student interaction.

In integrated system, the teaching is based upon student patient relation in which teacher acts like a facilitator.Five years of medical school are divided into two spirals of 2.5 years.

Spiral 1 : It consists of 70 percent basic sciences and 30 percent clinical sciences with integration of topics systematically. For example if we have started Cardiovascular system then we will study CVS from all basic sciences subjects and clinical sciences at the same time in the ratio of 70:30 respectively.

Spiral 2 : It consists of 70% clinical sciences and 30%  basic sciences with systemically integrated topics from various books.


Now a recent advancement has been introduced in this system in the shape of final year clerkship modules. Two spirals has been shrunken to 2 years each and final year has been given to fully patient oriented application of knowledge in Surgery, Medicine, Psychiatry, ENT, Eye, Derma, Gynae, Obs, Pediatrics, Anesthesia and Radiology.

This system has already been followed in Agha Khan University, Shifa Medical College and Islamic International Medical College. Various other colleges has started following this system. There are rumors that USMLE and PLAB exams will be taken only from those candidates who had been following this Integrated System.

Outcomes of this system will be better understood after many years when who students, followed this system, will be serving in hospitals and will be providing health care at greater level.

Exam Tension

During OSPE ( practical exam ) !!!

( I was sitting on the rest station, nodding my head and murmuring. Ma'am suspected as if I were helping someone and started staring me furiously )

Asim ... !!! : ( innocently ) " Ma'am ALLAH ki kasam cheating nahin ker raha tha "

Ma'am asked the attendant sitting beside me ... !!! : " ap batain ! ... what he was saying "

Attendant ... !!! : " Madam ! he was saying ... AB TO ADAT C HAI MUGH KO ...... actually he was singing a song "

and

my expressions were ... :-| :-| :-| ... !!!

and

Ma'am's were ... :O :O :O ... :@ :@ :@ ... !!!

:p :p :p ... xD xD xD !!!

Euthanasia

Today ... during FORENSIC SMALL GROUP DISCUSSION !!!

( ME ,,, coming late to the class, after getting settled, MA'AM threw her 1st question )

Ma'am : ... " Asim ... ! what is EUTHANASIA "

Me : ... ( nervously ) ... " Don't know man "

Ma'am : ... " OK. Tell me. If someone don't want to live and ask for his death from you. What you will do ? "

Me : ... ( after thinking ) ... " Eeeerrrrmmm .. I will throw him from a high building "

Ma'am : ... " and what if he gets only fractures "

Me : ... " ... O_o ... I will throw him AGAIN ,,, :-| ... xDDD "

Ma'am : ... ( raises her eyebrows )

Me : ... " againnnnn ... and again ... until he dies "

Ma'am : ... " SHABASH BETA ... :@ :@ :@ ... SARI UMER KIDHAR GUZARI HAI !!! "

Sheila Ki Jawani ... !!!

Once I and my friend were having gossip during pathology lecture. These were the days when Sheila ki jawani was the new Item song on bollywood top chart.
Two guys sitting in front of us were chatting too. Murmuring voices were really annoying for ma'am. She asked them to be quiet for a couple of times but they were continuously discussing some hot issues.

bus phir kia tha ............... !!!

Ma'am got very very angry and started yelling : " Yes ... you both ...!!! ... what's the problem with you. I am observing both of you from last 30 mins that you are constantly talking. Sharam bhi kisi cheez ka naam hai.

"WHAT's YOUR NAME ??? "

Both, the guys sitting in front of us, were numb.

Ma'am : What's your name ??? ( asked from 1 of the guys )

After hiding ourselves from Ma'am, I and my Friend shouted : " MY NAME IS SHEILA "


xD xD xD

Ma'am : Who said this ? ... :@ :@ :@



Cell Phone ... Bisti !!!

In Biochem Lec !!!

( I was smiling while texting and ASSISTANT PROFESSOR of biochem was watching me and suddenly start yelling )

Asst Proff : " Asim ! ... :@ :@ :@ ... PUT your damn cell phone in your pocket and concentrate on the lecture ... just KEEP IN MIND THIS ONE THING REGARDING THIS WHOLE LEC OF DNA REPLICATION THAT ... NOBODY IS GONNA TAKE THIS LECTURE AGAIN "

Asim : " Sorry Ma'am " ( and then I was sitting hell attentively in the whole lec for remaining time )

( At the end of lecture )

Asst Proff : " Ok Asim ! I could see that you had been paying attention. SO, What can you tell your fellows about today's lec "

Asim : ( INNOCENTLY REPLIED ) ... " NOBODY IS GONNA TAKE THIS LECTURE AGAIN "

Ma'am : ... :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ !!!

History Pattern In Medicine

Though I use this pattern in Medicine for taking history from a patient. There is further room for improvement if anyone improves it, I will be really thankful.



                                             History Outline

Personal Profile: Name ______
                             Age ______
                             Gender _____
                             Occupation ________
                             Residence __________
                             Marital Status ________
                             Education ________
                             Blood Group ___________
                             Mode of Admission ___________
                            Date of Admission ____________

Presenting Complaints: All complaints in chronological order must be noted with their duration.

For example; If patient complains about chest pain from 1 year, fever from 6 days and cough from 10 days then your presenting complaints will be like this.
                      My patient has chest pain for 1 year.
                      Cough for 10 days.
                      Fever for 6 days.

Note: I have arranged these complaints in chronological order. Here one thing that you should keep in mind is NOTE THE PRESENTING COMPLAINTS IN PATIENT'S OWN WORDING.

History Of Presenting Complaints: This is the part of history that matters most in making your diagnosis. If you have noted the complaints clearly then keep in mind you have at-least 4 to 5 common diseases in back of your mind that you are specially gonna ask in this session. Pick an individual complaint inquire about it and describe its characters and try to have a little idea about its origin.

For Example: If I will pick up the same presenting complaints then i will inquire about pain somewhat like this.

Pain:

What is the site? ... Multiple problem with a single site of pain like epigastric pain in Angina and gastric ulcer ... !!!

Duration? ... !!!

Is it continuous or intermittent? ... Like unstable and stable angina ... !!!

Is it sharp in nature or dull? ... Like pain in gastric ulcer and angina ... !!!

Does that pain radiate towards any site like back or to the jaw? ... like gastric ulcer, cholecystitis and angina or muscular pains of chest ... !!!

Is that pain relieved by any factor or is it aggravated in certain other conditions? ... like chest pain associated with heart get worse during exertion, respiratory pain gets worse during breathing and coughing, gastric ulcer pain gets worse during eating, duodenal ulcer pain gets good after eating ... !!!

Is that pain associated with any other condition? ... like cardiac pain is associated with shortness of breath ... !!!

Does pain follow any specific pattern? ... pain pattern of gastric and duodenal ulcer.

After inquiring about all complaints, explain to examiner your important positive answers plus important negative ones too. Now, if there is any symptom of the complication of a previously diagnosed disease like neuropathy in diabetes then you can say it like "My patient is a known case of DM from this long and then repeat the above story"


NOTE : Try to direct your questions towards a specific cause and try to eliminate the least possible.

Systemic Review : Most of the students think that it is an unimportant part of history but believe me it can add a valuable information in your diagnosis. Like if a 32 years old female patient presents with vague abdominal pain and you take a detailed history of GIT but skip GYNAE then, my friend, you have made a blunder. It can be Pelvic Inflammatory Disease.
Start questioning systemically. Some common questions you may ask in different systems like;

CNS: Headache, Dizziness, Diplopia, Seizures, Epilepsy, Sleep Disturbance, Visual Disturbance.

CVS: Palpitations, Dyspnea, Orthopnea, Paroxysmal Nocturnal Dyspnea, Cyanosis, Excessive Sweating, Radiating Chest Pain.

Respiratory: Cough, Dyspnea, Expectoration, Color of Expectorant, Hemoptysis, Shortness of Breath, Wheezing.

GIT: Weight loss, Appetite, Nausea, Vomiting, Hematemesis, Diarrhea, Constipation, PR Bleed, Abdominal Pain, Malena.

Urology: Urine Color, Hematurea and irritative + obstructive symptoms.

Genital system: From males, inquire about their sexual habits and from females, take a short review of gynae/obs history.

Musculoskeletal System: Joint pains, swellings, movement limitations, muscular spasm, tingling, numbness, abnormal movements.

Psychiatry: You may inquire about 5 major aspects i.e anxiety, depressive illnesses, mania, personality disorders, functional disorders.

Past History;

Medical: Ask the patient that has he been ill ever or has he been admitted in the hospital ever. Don't act like a goof. Think smart and keep in mind all major diseases like DM, Hypertension, Asthma, CVS problems or about a disease that can be a risk factor of his present illness.

Surgical: Ask about any surgical procedure done in her life.

Family History: Now family history is very much related to certain medical conditions like sudden death of young adults may be an indication to dilated cardiomyopathies. DM has a strong genetic predisposition. Asthma may affect other family members too. Breast carcinoma often runs in family patterns. In Asia, ask the patient about Hepatitis B,C and AIDS. You may ask about certain other genetically transmitted disorders like hemophilia if the person is with bleeding disorders.

Allergic History: Ask for potential allergens.

Drug History: Inquire about medication patient has been using because it may actively interact with the drugs of your management plan.

Addiction: Ask for addiction like alcohol, smoking, paan, naswar or other habit making things.

Blood Transfusion History: Ask the patient that has he ever been transfused with blood or not? You can have ideas about any transmitted disease, trauma, surgery, anemia.

Homeopathic Medicine: In Asia, people use herbal medications a lot. You may inquire about that too. That may give idea about previous management and chronic nature of disease.

Socio-Economic Status: This can be asked in dignified way without making the patient feeling embarrassment. Like; Ask the patient how much family members he has, how much earning hands he has, how much rooms he has in his home? ... Last question sounds stupid but trust me it can be a clue for a disease like scabies. You may designate this portion as satisfactory or unsatisfactory socio-economic status.

Jalebi ki Terha Seedha Sadha

Once ... During SMALL group Discussion !!!

Ma'am !!! " Asim ! What do you know about STDs "

Asim !!! " SHORT TERM DISABILITIES "

Ma'am !!! " SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTDDDDDDDDDDssss Bechay :) "

Asim !!! " STOP THE DISEASES ... :-|... "

Ma'am !!! " Ufffff .... have you ever read about TRANSMITTED DISEASES "

Asim !!! " yes Ma'am "

Ma'am !!! " So, what does STD stands for "

Asim !!! " Ma'am ! SOCIALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES "

Ma'am !!! " :-| ... :@ :@ :@ ... !!!

* Innocent aur JALEBI ki terha SEEDHA SAADHA *
xD xD xD

Silly Me !!!

Once ... During my practical exam, I was asked to perform heart auscultation. I performed it very skillfully.

At the end, Dr ( examiner ) asked: " Have you heard patient's heart sound ?".

I proudly replied: " yes Sir ".

Then Dr smiled and said : Dear young Dr ! rotate its diaphragm so that your stethoscope will be turned ON first !!!

... :S :S :S ...:D :D :D ... :( :( :(

And she knows everything

Once our Associate Professor of Biochem refused to give the copy of her presentation to the students . . . Being CR, my class asked me to take from her . . . I said to them that i will try . . . ! ! !

One day later . . . ! ! !

She was passing through the corridor when i stood in front of her . . . And said . . . ! ! !

Asim : Ma'am ! You are looking gorgeous . . . ! ! !

Ma'am : Awww ! You are so sweet darling . . . ! ! !
But
You are never gonna have my presentations . . .

Asim : o_O . . . :S . . .

And When I Had A Mini Heart Attack ... !!!

Once i was texting with my friend HANAN while returning back to hostel. 1 of our Female Assistant Professor sent me a text of THANKS for a favor ... !!!

Now ... It was the coincident that Hanan also sent me the text of thanks in normal conversation ... !!!

The most killer thing happened that moment was :

I replied to Hanan : You are welcome Respected Ma'am ... !!!

and

Reply to Assistant Professor : ... Anytime Babes ... !!!

... You can imagine yourself what happened next ... !!!

History Taking In Obstetrics

As a doctor I have found that history taking in Obstetrics is a task that requires your highest and the most skilled expertise. There are a number of ladies who aren't comfortable to talk about their pregnancy experience  in Asian setups specially if the doctor is male. So try to read it with concentration and if you have ANY QUERY then DO ASK ... !!!

                                      After all it's about SAFE MOTHERHOOD.




So here is the pattern of Obs History.


A) Personal Profile :-

Name ( wife and husband )
Age ( both )
Occupation ( both )
Education ( both )
Residence
Married for how long?
Consanguineous marriage
Blood Group
Gravidity
Parity
Last Menstrual Period
Calculate Expected Date of Delivery
Mode of Admission
Date of Admission

B) Presenting Complaints:- 
                                            Obviously that will be gestational ammenorhea for x weeks.(x is the no of weeks that you can calculate from LMP to EDD.

C) History of presenting complaints ( obviously for pregnancy )

Inquire that the pregnancy was spontaneous or assisted
Planned or Unplanned
Patient was booked/unbooked
How pregnancy was confirmed

1) 1st trimester
                         Inquire about Nausea, Vomiting, Hyperemesis Gravidarum, Easy fatigue Breast Tenderness, Dating Scan, Infections, PV Bleeding, Discharge, PV Leaking

2) 2nd trimester
                          Inquire about Quickening, Iron and Folic Acid Suppliments, High Blood Sugar, Raised Blood Pressure, Quickening, Anomaly Scan, Tetanus Vaccination, PV Bleeding, Discharge, PV Leaking

3) 3rd trimester
                           UTI, PV Bleeding, leaking, Discharge, Raised Blood Sugar, Raised Blood Pressure.

D) Previous Obs History:-
                                      Tell the examiner about alive issues, Abortions, Miscarriages and Premature babies, Then Draw a flow chart of all children in which note the details of the following points;
TERM pregnancy, Mode delivery, Place of Delivery, Complications in Individual Trimesters, Labor was Induced or patient went into labor spontaneous, duration of labor, Daee handling, Trauma during labor, Anti D injection if the patient is having O blood group, what was outcome, weight of baby, breast fed, any admission in NICU, Immunization.

E) Gynae History:-
                              Inquire the patient about her Age of Menarch, Menstrual Cycle Characteristics (Length, Duration, Regularity, Flow, Pain, Heaviness), Post Coital Bleed, Vaginal Discharge, Vaginal Pain, Contraception.

F) Past Medical History:-
                                        In her past medical history, one should always ask about Diabetes, Hypertension, Cardiac Issues, Recurrent Miscarriages, Thyroid Status, Twins.

G) Past Surgical History:-
                                          It can be important in the regard of planning Cesarean Section or in some infertility cases past surgical history may be helpful.

I) Family History:-
                             Diabetes, Hypertension, Cardiac Issues, Recurrent Miscarriages, Twins.
J) Drug History:-
                            Again you can write down here about Anti D, Iron and Folic Acid Supplementation or any any other chronic drug that she had been taking.

K) Socioeconomic history :- 
                                               Ask about how big their family is? Are they living in a joint family system or individuals? I mean this is the way to have some idea about a patient without making her embarrass.

L) Allergies :-
                        Ask about any allergy she has.

M) Substance Abuse:-
                                      Any history of Alcohol, Smoking or Drug Abuse.

O) systematic review:-

                                      Systemic review goes the same as in Medicine but fairly inclined to words Obstetrical point of view.

Add your knowledge to mine by correcting things if you feel i have written them wrong. I will appreciate it.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Breast Cancer Breakthrough At Cambridge University

Cambridge University and the Wellcome Trust’s Sanger Institute have discovered the gene responsible for triple negative breast cancer


Scientists have identified the gene behind one of most aggressive forms of breast cancer in a breakthrough which could bring life-saving new treatments.

Triple-negative breast cancer is one of the most deadly forms of the disease and nearly one quarter of patients diagnosed will not survive for more than five years.

Now researchers at Cambridge University and the Wellcome Trust’s Sanger Institute have found that the BCL11A gene is overactive in eight out of ten patients.

The study opens the door for therapies which suppress the gene and for screening that would pick up the risk early when women still had time to opt for life-saving mastectomies.

“Our gene studies in human cells clearly marked BCL11A as a driver for triple-negative breast cancers,” says Dr Walid Khaled of the University of Cambridge.

“We also showed that adding an active human BCL11A gene to human or mouse breast cells in the lab drove them to behave as cancer cells.

“As important, when we reduced the activity of BCL11A in three samples of human triple-negative breast cancer cells, they lost some characteristics of cancer cells and became less tumorigenic when tested in mice.

“So by increasing BCL11A activity we increase cancer-like behaviour; by reducing it, we reduce cancer-like behaviour.”

Around 10,000 people a year are diagnosed with triple-negative breast cancer. The disease does not respond to traditional breast cancer drugs like Herceptin and is one of the most aggressive types.

Just 77 per cent of people with triple-negative breast cancer will survive for five years, compared with 93 per cent for other types of the disease.

For the new study, researchers looked that the genetic profile of tumours from 3,000 patients, specifically searching for genes which affect how stem cells and tissues develop.

Higher activity of the BCL11A gene was found in approximately eight out of ten patients and was associated with a more advanced grade of tumour.

To test the theory that the gene was promoting tumour growth, scientists genetically engineered mice to have inactive copies. None of the animals went on to develop tumours in the mammary gland, whereas all untreated animals developed tumours.

“This exciting result identifies a novel breast cancer gene in some of the more difficult-to-treat cases,” said Professor Carlos Caldas, Director of the Cambridge Breast Cancer Research Unit at the University of Cambridge.

“It builds on our work to develop a comprehensive molecular understanding of breast cancer that will inform clinical decisions and treatment choices.

“Finding a novel gene that is active in cancer should also help in the search for new treatments.”
The breakthrough was welcomed by charities who said it could lead to new targeted treatments.

Dr Emma Smith, senior science information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: “Figuring out the genes that play a role in triple negative breast cancer could lead to new ways to tackle the disease so this study is a promising step forward.

“The next steps will be finding out if the gene plays the same role in causing breast cancer in women, and whether drugs can be developed to target the faulty molecules.

“Triple negative breast cancer can be challenging to treat, so research into the biology of the disease is vital to help scientists come up with new treatments.”

Dr Christopher Runchel, Research Officer at Breakthrough Breast Cancer added: “Whilst this investigation and the discovery of a new gene driver for triple negative breast cancer was mostly confined to cell lines and mice, this work could prove promising in the search for new ways to treat this form of the disease in the future

“Triple negative breast cancer is particularly aggressive and does not respond to hormonal therapies such as tamoxifen, or targeted drugs like Herceptin. That’s why the hunt for effective treatments is so important and Breakthrough Breast Cancer have long supported research like this.”

The research was published in the journal Nature Communications.

Reference : www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11336050/Breast-cancer-breakthrough-as-Cambridge-University-finds-gene-behind-killer-disease.html

How To Pass A Medicine Long Case Exam




                    I was quite a big fan of Hugh Laurie aka Dr House for a T,V series House MD. This series is based on medical related diseases, diagnosis and management in which Hugh Laurie, with his exceptional sarcasm and arrogance, solve the mysterious cases and set a stir of craze in medical students. He often use a dialogue in this series;

Everybody lies ... !!!

I have experienced this situation myself. How? ... Let me tell you.

                  *Today during Long Case assessment of Medicine" 
Asim: Sir! Why you came to hospital?
Patient: I was having weakness in my left side of the body.
Asim: ... Anything else ?
Patient: ... 8 days back I consulted a Dr for the same reason.
Asim: ... But why you landed in Emergency Department? Is that weakness the sole reason?
Patient: ... Yes ... !!!
*45 Mins later*
Asim: ... Patient presented with left sided generalized weakness !
Examiner: ... Wait ... ! ... What ... :O ,,, !!!
(Turned towards patient)
Examiner: ... Why were you admitted in the hospital ?
Patient: ... Sir ! ... I was having vomiting that was blood stained for 2 days.
*Examiner looked at me furiously*
Asim: ... What the hell ... :/ :/ :/ ... Sir ... !!! ... He told me that he came here for generalized weakness of the left side of the body ... !!!
Examiner: ... Asim ... !!! ... You have to dig every information out of patient. I haven't whispered in his ears ... :D :D :D 
                                       *FAIL IN WARD TEST*


                  And in this way I was managed to get fail in my exam. Thing is I wasn't expecting such a sharp 180 degree turn. But at the end what I learnt was;

1- "Somehow patient exaggerate what they are going through." ... Take their illness as disease NOT A DISASTER.

2- "Elderly patient may present with some complaint that when resolves they never tell you about that" ... Patients often tell their recent problems or perhaps ongoing problems rather the presenting complaint at the point of presentation when you are inquiring about history. ALWAYS remember to emphasize of detailed presentation problems at the time of history taking.

3- "Elderly patients often misunderstand or misinterpret what you are trying to ask" ... KEEP IN MIND they are not super humans. Some may have hearing difficulty or some can get into language problem. ALWAYS consider asking the same question with different angles. NOT EVERY QUESTION BUT THE IMPORTANT ONES.

4- "NEVER ASK A LEADING QUESTION OTHERWISE ... !!!" ... IF you will ask a leading question then he will think about it and say yes he has this symptom right now even if he had that in 1500 BC.

5- "Everybody lies" ... NO ... EVERYONE is not that smart that he lies BUT ... EVERYBODY IS NOT THAT SMART EITHER TO ANSWER YOU SIMPLE QUESTION STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. So, ALWAYS inquire about major questions with different angles to confirm it.

THIS POST WILL HELP YOU TO GET PASS.

Don't forget to leave a comment, never forget to share it and NEVER EVER FORGET TO +d THIS.

Failed Gynecology Due To This Question ... !!!

              I had never been very good at human interactions since i was a kid. When i started medical school i took many classes over human psychology and relationships with added language benefits and this is what happened.
              Once, during practical exams of Gynae/Obs, I had 20 stations and there had been 3 minutes for every station. Some stations were like there had been simulated patients and teachers were sitting on that station assessing how we were interacting.

              As I entered examination hall and went to my station no 1, things went like this. I got the answer sheet and I started writing my name and roll no. over that. I didn't even read the question.

Patient: Dr ... !!! ... Why you did my CHOTA OPERATION ? 
Me: ... Mmmmm ... O_o ... Sorry ... ? ... Why did i do that? and I don't even have any               idea what the heck is chota operation. ... Pakaaaa ... I didn't do anything to                    anyone. *INNOCENT FACE* 
Ma'am: ... :O ... Student ... !!! ... You will have to councel her for episiotomy, 
Me: ... Chota Operation = Episiotomy ... Ohhhkkkaaayyyy ... Somebody ! please KILL               ME.


              Somehow i managed this station and went to next one with perplexed look. Next question was "Counsel and Describe to patient about Missed Pills". I am not ready for this one and that i said to myself in heart.

Me: ... Lady ... If you missed the pill and blah blah blah ... *Confidently described the              whole algorithm like a boss* 
Patient: ... Doctor ... ! ... I missed the tablet on 5th day. :p

I knew at that very moment now it's gonna get rough. I will have to inquire about any unprotected sexual contact from her. In Indo-Pak subcontinent, relation is thought to be very personal matter of a couple and you can't ask directly due to social and ethical awkwardness because nobody wants to talk about his/her SEXUAL LIFE. I was searching my memory for most appropriate words for that and only 20 seconds were remaining for this station.

* I panicked and said in my heart: "Fuck it. I won't ask let me get fail in this one."

BUT FEAR OF GETTING FAILED WAS MUCH STRONGER. I closed my eyes and ............

Examiner: ... O_O ... * Constantly observing me * 
Me: ... HAVE YOU HAD SEX ... ? -_- 
Patient: ... :O ... :O ... :O ... o_O 
Examiner: ... :@ :@ :@ ,,, *Clenched her fist in anger* ... 4 MARKS OUT OF 10                     AND YOU ARE FAIL ... !!! 
Me: £$%%&^%&*%(&)£%$"^$%^&%&(&*)£"$$%$£%^$&**



                And I really don't know what they had been calling me since that day "Dumb", "Foolish" or "Pervert" but one thing was for sure that this incident echoed in every ear of the college and i was like this time i had been screwed pretty bad.


                I did an apparent mistake and want you guys to learn from it. Here are SOME TIPS for you and these are specially for MALE STUDENTS.

1- YOUR APPEARANCE MATTERS ... !!! ... If you take history from a lady and you are dressed up like a junky or a street guy with weird styles of beard, loose tie with no professional dress code. She will never open up. YOU SHOULD BE DRESSED LIKE A GENTLEMAN AND SHOULD LOOK LIKE ONE TOO.

2- POLITENESS IN WORDS ... !!! ... The way I asked her about her sexual life, the response had been much different, if i would have asked her like "Had you been intimate or had you been close to your husband during that 5 days". Trust me, they are mature ladies and they will understand what you want to inquire. USE WORDS THAT WILL LEAST POKE THEIR PRIVACY AND WILL BE SUFFICIENT TO GET INFORMATION.

3- FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ... !!! ... As a male student I think you should be very expressionless when you are addressing the patient in Gynae/Obs. In my opinion, patients feel more comfortable because it will make an impression of your being highly professional. PLAY VERY CAREFULLY WITH YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSION.

4- EYE CONTACT ... !!! ... This one point is very controversial. Some examiners judge you on eye contact during presentations. If you are taking history from the patient. When you are about to ask something very personal, LOWER YOUR GAZE AND PRETEND JOTTING IT DOWN ON PAPER. This trick has always worked for me in the absence of examiner. Patient does not feel awkward.

               These will work for male students however female students can skip the last two and do exactly opposite. This will show your empathy towards the patient.

LAST THING;


       These are my observations and experiences. So, NO PROBLEM AT ALL if someone does not agree. SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES SO THAT I MAY LEARN SOMETHING FROM THEM TO GET PASS.


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