Surgery OSPE ... Aseptic Foley's Catheterization ... !!!

Today ... !!!

*During Final Prof OSPE of Surgery*

*Station 16 ,,, Pass Foley's Catheter on Dummy*

Me: ... After completing prerequisites, we will open the kit very cautiously under strict ASEPTIC CONDITIONS ... blah blah blah

*After inserting catheter*

Sir: ... How are you inserting it ? ... :O

Me: ... Sir ... I am using a non touche technique under STRICT ASEPTIC CONDITIONS ... !!!

Sir: ... Ok ... Then what will you do next with your NON TOUCH ASEPTIC TECHNIQUE ... !!!

Me: ... Sir ... I will dispose gauze and packaging ... blah blah blah ... !!!

Sir: ... Young Doctor ... Did you do everything under ASEPTIC ENVIRONMENT AND NON TOUCH TECHNIQUE or whatever like that ... !!!

Me: ... Of course Sir ... !!!

Sir: ... Hyeee Rubba ! ... Ais munday da tay kush nyn ho sakda ... Putar ! ... Pailun GLOVES TAY PAA LAVO ... !!!

( ... *Translation* ... Oh God ! ... This boy will ruin everything ... !!! ... Kid ! ... Wear your gloves first )


Don't forget to learn from this one ... and ... DIN'T FORGET TO LAUGH IN COMMENT BOX ... ;)