There were rumours in our college since quite long that IISSWA ( Islamic International Students Social Welfare Association ) is arranging a MEDICAL camp at the village Taret Village near which is around 15 KMs from Murree. I waited and waited andddddddddddd waited. Then finally the President of IISSWA Mr Muhib Ullah Hussaini and the senior Executive Member Mr Ahmed Hashmi announced that we have finally arranged The Free Medical Camp. I personally requested Mohib to make me the part of his team specially the MEDICINE TEAM.
When I saw the IISSWA team today I was totally like where the hell they have been. Someone was looking like a consultant and others were looking like they are going to attend some UNO meeting. Jokes apart but strict dress code was followed and BLAH BLAH BLAH ... and then we reached the camp site where all arrangements were made. When I saw people I thought for a moment if that much population in a village is sick then how on earth PAKISTAN is surviving.
We started Medicine OPD under the supervision of Dr Shehram and Dr Aqil. The most amazing thing was, I and Dr Nauman Raheem both were working in that team with two other future lady doctors. As we started checking the patients I was quite amazed that every single case was related to CVS somehow like shortness of breath, hypertension and chest pain. Every third lady was hypertensive. Every fourth one was diabetic. While among males problems related to GIT was quite common.
I have never trusted a lady with magical mathematical blood pressure reading BUT today I have learnt that IF THERE ARE 200 PATIENTS WAITING FOR THEIR TURN THEN YOU CAN TRUST HER WITH HER BLOOD PRESSURE MEASURMENTS. ... :D
Well ... It wasn't meant to hurt someone but the way juniors worked and their efficiency was quite ASTONISHING. Once I thought to ask from them " ARE YOU REALLY FROM IIMC "
If a female patient presents in medicine OPD of free medical camp and her blood pressure is NORMAL then she will be having complaint of generalized bodyachs and joint pains.
We checked around 30 female patients and around 15 of them were hypertensive and 15 were with joint pains and generalized bodyachs. If we keep in mind their age and nutrition status then definitely we will definitely labelling them with malnutrition and post menopausal symptoms. So, if you are thinking to arrange a medical camp then you should have a plenty of multivitamins, iron and folic acid tablets.
Then there was a moment when I asked an elderly lady her age and she was like " Dr saab ! koi 40 saal umer hai meri " ... I was like O.o ... When I asked that how old her elder child is, she replied " Us ki umer koi 50 saal hai " ... I thought to have a case report over this issue worldwide. :D
Keep in mind, no matter how many times you ask about age of the lady. THEY ALWAYS TELL LIES. ALWAYS ASK THE AGE OF HER FIRST BORN.
If you are on FREE MEDICAL CAMP then keep in mind that every patient, who will be there in front of you, will always have multi system problems. Like if a patient is having Epigastric pain then he will surely ask about his eye pain, joint pains, ear ach and he may involve his family or some magic stuff in his story.
Keep your head clear that you are treating him, NOT HIS FAMILY.
Ninety percent of patients have the bad habit of telling lies. Like i saw a patient who was currently on hypertensive therapy and was denying the she has never been diagnosed hypertension. Then she told us that her blood pressure was taken that turned out to be 400. I really wanted to ask her " Bibi akhir itna blood pressure kaisay measure ker lia " :/
Yeah ... you have to be very specific about the disease. Patient can tell you 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 stories that you never had heard of.
If you are in the camp then never ever think that you can check all the patients because in every house there are 20 patients i.e. mother, father, sister, brother, son, daughter, wife, uncle, aunt and their families.
It is much convenient that you mention the timings before starting the camp and try to be quick in your work so that eligible patients can get at least symptomatic treatment for time being before referring them.
Another shocking fact is that if you are a boy and think that you are a devil then you are wrong. The way girls make fun of yours in their own groups you can’t even imagine that.
Yes ! ... Its true guys ... If you don't believe me just stay quiet while passing through a group of girls. you will hear a devilish laughter. I AM THINKING WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF THAT LADY READS THIS HIGHLIGHTED PART... :S :S :S
The way your beloved juniors ask you to join them in dinner is really breath taking BUT keep in mind ...................... IT IS A TRAP ... I REPEAT ... IT IS A TRAP ... THEY WILL SURELY BE HAVING SOME PRANK IN THEIR EVIL MINDS.
Well I don't know many names but SHAHWAR, SHEHRYAR, MAMOON, SUFYAN AND AWAIS ,,, koi kameena pan to nahin kera na ??? ... :D ... you guys were very nice. Thanks for the respect little brothers.
No matter if a lady can cook or not BUT Dr Numra ! we really needed the ORS that you made for us. I wish you had made that for 3 times. :D
No matter what, class fellows always help each other.
Nature is a distraction ... and ... If it is not then surely people can get tired after 6 hours of hard work in summer.
Dr Nida ! ... No matter how calm and cool the nature seems to be while walking on the road, under the trees ... but ... there is always a car coming from behind at high speed.
No matter if we can't get good grades, we will be good at pharmacy.
The way Dr Ammar was handing over the medicines to patients. I want to say " Ammaray ! ... ager apni doctry na chali na to pharmacy zarur chalay ge " ... :D
No matter how I feel about myself but there is someone who often beats me in diagnosis.
Dr Noman Raheem ... Tell me the truth ... " Have you really started studying or is it ABBAY KA DER that makes you to pull through anything somehow ... :/ :/ :/
Some people may look quiet but when they shout or screech they surely make everyone listen.
Dr Ahmed Hashmi ... Next time ... Do tell me that you are going to shout at someone ... I will surely plug my ears ... :D
It does not make any difference whether it is IISSWA or SWORD ... but ,,, I want to change its name to MIISSWA just for a day ... Muhib's Islamic International Students Social Welfare Association.
Dr Muhib Ullah Hussaini ... I never ever thought that you can be so hardworking, truly supportive and an outstanding person regarding the management of welfare organization on this level. May ALLAH grant you His mercy for your efforts.
There are some people who yell at the top of their voices for their love for MEDICINE.
Dr Bilal Habib ............ You were ABSENT ... :/
Medicine is not that much scary thing.
Dr Dehneez ... If you weren't there in the Medicine OPD today ... you have missed a lot of things today.
and then there are people about whom THE HISTORY NEVER SPEAKS ... !!!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I am one of them.
When I saw the IISSWA team today I was totally like where the hell they have been. Someone was looking like a consultant and others were looking like they are going to attend some UNO meeting. Jokes apart but strict dress code was followed and BLAH BLAH BLAH ... and then we reached the camp site where all arrangements were made. When I saw people I thought for a moment if that much population in a village is sick then how on earth PAKISTAN is surviving.
We started Medicine OPD under the supervision of Dr Shehram and Dr Aqil. The most amazing thing was, I and Dr Nauman Raheem both were working in that team with two other future lady doctors. As we started checking the patients I was quite amazed that every single case was related to CVS somehow like shortness of breath, hypertension and chest pain. Every third lady was hypertensive. Every fourth one was diabetic. While among males problems related to GIT was quite common.
I have never trusted a lady with magical mathematical blood pressure reading BUT today I have learnt that IF THERE ARE 200 PATIENTS WAITING FOR THEIR TURN THEN YOU CAN TRUST HER WITH HER BLOOD PRESSURE MEASURMENTS. ... :D
Well ... It wasn't meant to hurt someone but the way juniors worked and their efficiency was quite ASTONISHING. Once I thought to ask from them " ARE YOU REALLY FROM IIMC "
If a female patient presents in medicine OPD of free medical camp and her blood pressure is NORMAL then she will be having complaint of generalized bodyachs and joint pains.
We checked around 30 female patients and around 15 of them were hypertensive and 15 were with joint pains and generalized bodyachs. If we keep in mind their age and nutrition status then definitely we will definitely labelling them with malnutrition and post menopausal symptoms. So, if you are thinking to arrange a medical camp then you should have a plenty of multivitamins, iron and folic acid tablets.
Then there was a moment when I asked an elderly lady her age and she was like " Dr saab ! koi 40 saal umer hai meri " ... I was like O.o ... When I asked that how old her elder child is, she replied " Us ki umer koi 50 saal hai " ... I thought to have a case report over this issue worldwide. :D
Keep in mind, no matter how many times you ask about age of the lady. THEY ALWAYS TELL LIES. ALWAYS ASK THE AGE OF HER FIRST BORN.
If you are on FREE MEDICAL CAMP then keep in mind that every patient, who will be there in front of you, will always have multi system problems. Like if a patient is having Epigastric pain then he will surely ask about his eye pain, joint pains, ear ach and he may involve his family or some magic stuff in his story.
Keep your head clear that you are treating him, NOT HIS FAMILY.
Ninety percent of patients have the bad habit of telling lies. Like i saw a patient who was currently on hypertensive therapy and was denying the she has never been diagnosed hypertension. Then she told us that her blood pressure was taken that turned out to be 400. I really wanted to ask her " Bibi akhir itna blood pressure kaisay measure ker lia " :/
Yeah ... you have to be very specific about the disease. Patient can tell you 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 stories that you never had heard of.
If you are in the camp then never ever think that you can check all the patients because in every house there are 20 patients i.e. mother, father, sister, brother, son, daughter, wife, uncle, aunt and their families.
It is much convenient that you mention the timings before starting the camp and try to be quick in your work so that eligible patients can get at least symptomatic treatment for time being before referring them.
Another shocking fact is that if you are a boy and think that you are a devil then you are wrong. The way girls make fun of yours in their own groups you can’t even imagine that.
Yes ! ... Its true guys ... If you don't believe me just stay quiet while passing through a group of girls. you will hear a devilish laughter. I AM THINKING WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF THAT LADY READS THIS HIGHLIGHTED PART... :S :S :S
The way your beloved juniors ask you to join them in dinner is really breath taking BUT keep in mind ...................... IT IS A TRAP ... I REPEAT ... IT IS A TRAP ... THEY WILL SURELY BE HAVING SOME PRANK IN THEIR EVIL MINDS.
Well I don't know many names but SHAHWAR, SHEHRYAR, MAMOON, SUFYAN AND AWAIS ,,, koi kameena pan to nahin kera na ??? ... :D ... you guys were very nice. Thanks for the respect little brothers.
No matter if a lady can cook or not BUT Dr Numra ! we really needed the ORS that you made for us. I wish you had made that for 3 times. :D
No matter what, class fellows always help each other.
Nature is a distraction ... and ... If it is not then surely people can get tired after 6 hours of hard work in summer.
Dr Nida ! ... No matter how calm and cool the nature seems to be while walking on the road, under the trees ... but ... there is always a car coming from behind at high speed.
No matter if we can't get good grades, we will be good at pharmacy.
The way Dr Ammar was handing over the medicines to patients. I want to say " Ammaray ! ... ager apni doctry na chali na to pharmacy zarur chalay ge " ... :D
No matter how I feel about myself but there is someone who often beats me in diagnosis.
Dr Noman Raheem ... Tell me the truth ... " Have you really started studying or is it ABBAY KA DER that makes you to pull through anything somehow ... :/ :/ :/
Some people may look quiet but when they shout or screech they surely make everyone listen.
Dr Ahmed Hashmi ... Next time ... Do tell me that you are going to shout at someone ... I will surely plug my ears ... :D
It does not make any difference whether it is IISSWA or SWORD ... but ,,, I want to change its name to MIISSWA just for a day ... Muhib's Islamic International Students Social Welfare Association.
Dr Muhib Ullah Hussaini ... I never ever thought that you can be so hardworking, truly supportive and an outstanding person regarding the management of welfare organization on this level. May ALLAH grant you His mercy for your efforts.
There are some people who yell at the top of their voices for their love for MEDICINE.
Dr Bilal Habib ............ You were ABSENT ... :/
Medicine is not that much scary thing.
Dr Dehneez ... If you weren't there in the Medicine OPD today ... you have missed a lot of things today.
and then there are people about whom THE HISTORY NEVER SPEAKS ... !!!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I am one of them.
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